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Taihape Daily Times, Volume XI, Issue 3385, 14 January 1920, Page 2

'1 According to Mr M. J. Rezndoir, who recently returned from at trip to California, the following is a story fre~ l l quently related where Labour men of the States :t'orgather:——ThC Chicago Plumbers’ Union held an election of oflicers. Members of the orggmisation took suclra lively interest in the alfair " that the police had to be called in to I guard the ballot boxes for three days and three nights. -When‘ the returns were complete a meeting was called, V. and the results were announced. A 3 member whose hand lingered in the neighbourhood of his hip pocket, had some comment to make. “I lam sorry l to say,” he observed, “that this union :. I has elected :1 crowd of men who have ,; been stealing from: its funds.” He went further, and pretended to know u. ‘to What disgraceful purposes ‘the purp‘V loined funds had been «applied. The 3 I vice-president rose. “D 0 those rcmnrks la-pply to me?’ he inquired. “If ltlue cap fits, we-.lr"rt,” was the retort.

Both interlocuters I'ea.che-d for thcil‘ gruns. As it happened, the vice-pl'esi-dvnf. was 3. trifle taxrdy, and his office v.'a.< vacant in an instant. The man who sat next the successful‘ gunman MGSJI not budge nor blink an eye. When M ';:vifod to give the reason for his non}.~‘.nll:mc.c, he replied: “It’s like this, ‘you see. I’ve been a member of this union for years.” ‘9——‘i

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