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Taihape Daily Times, 1 August 1919, Page 5

An anxious IIIQIIII'CI‘ after land , in New Zealand has written to the secretary of the Whangal'ei Chamber of Commerce, stating that he has a_.ve.ry delicate wife. and would like to know if the earthquakes create much nervousness amongst the women. .He alsr wishes to know if bush and. grass fires are vcry‘fl-cquent. ‘ The late Sir John Dellniston used to tell the following story, which has human iiitoi-c~sl.. He was on Ci’l:‘(3;u‘lt on thc VVest (.70-.1.~;t'. During a lon‘g:'i‘Sl7J"l‘V evening in the commercial room of the hotel where his Honour was staying a fellow-guest IJrofl’orcd friendly -‘id’ vances. He invited the Judge to 30in now in -liquid I‘c.f'rcshnlcnt. The Judge at first I.ofuSod_ “B'ut,” .<.ai(l Sir John, in relating the incident, “the follow became so persistent that at last, for the sake of peace and quietness, and in order not to appear intientionally rule, I agreed to join him in a drink. When the drinks were served the fellow said, ‘You donit remember 1116, your Honour, for we have met before.’ ‘ls that so..’ I said. ‘Really, my memcry fails me, for I cannot recall the oc—casion. When and how did we meet?’ ‘Oh,’ said my host for the tiine being, ‘you once sentenced me to five years’ imprisonment.’ ‘Ah,’ said I, ‘in that case you now are returning good for evil.’ ” - Woods’ Great Peppmvmint Cure. For Coughs and Colds, never fails