EXPERT OPINIONS.

Taihape Daily Times, 11 March 1918, Page 6

EXPERT OPINIONS.

! After a very, careful study of the views of Mr. Bottomley, Sir A. Yapp, Lord Northcliffe, Winston Churchill, Mrs Pankhurst, General Smuts. Sir Edward Carson, Hillaire Belloc, and Lloyd George, we have arrived at the following emphatic conclusions: 1. We m ay be starved out any day ' 2. If the war lasts for ever and ever, we shall never be starved but. 3. That the war is won. 4. That the war is only just beginning. 5. That we ought to get flags ready. 6. That we ought to get the crape ready. * 7. That, owing to tne tightness of our blockade, the Germans are living solely on straw and corpse fat. 8. That, owing to the slackness of our blockade, thousands of Germans are dying each week of over-eating. 9 . That we ought to start getting ready for the next war. 10. That! we haven't finished getting ready for this one yet. 11. That German man-power came to a definite end in 1914, 1915, 1916, and 1917. 12. That the longer the war goes on the more millions of Germans there are.