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Taihape Daily Times, 22 December 1917, Page 7

DON’T DELAY. SOME PEOPLE HAVE LEARNED THAT NEGLECT IS DANGEROUS. The slightest symptions of kidney trouble is too serious to be overlooked. It’s th e small, neglcVed troubles that so often lead to serious kidney ailments. That pain in the smail of your back; that urinary irregularity; those headaches and dizzy spells; that weak, weary, worn-out feeling, may bo nature ’s warning of kidney weakness. Why risk your life by neglecting these symptoms? ' Reach the cause of the trouble while there yet Is time—begin treating your kidneys with a tried and proved kidney remedy. No need to experiment—Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills have been suecesfully used in ‘thousands of cases and are used and recommended throughout the civilised world. Read this testimony: Mrs A. Hall, ‘‘ The Terrace, ’ ’ Taihape, says: —“Some time ago I had a very severe attack of backache. The pains cut like a knife and made my back so stiff and sore that I could hardly move. My husband, who is a great believer in Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills, got me a bottle and I commenced 1 taking them. In a few days the pains began to ease, and by the time I had finished the bottle I was cured, my back being quite well again. After my experience with Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills, I always advise any of my friends suffering with backache to take them. They cured me, and will, I am sure, cure others. Doan’s Backache Kidney Pills are sold by all chemists and storekeepers at 3/- per bottle, or will be posted on receipt of price by Foster-McClellan Co., 76 Pitt Street, Sydney. But be sure you get DOAN’S. 6

THE HUMOURS OF PARADE. “Private 1171,” in the current issue of the Mitigate Monthly, recounts some of his experiences as a member of His Majesty’s Volunteer Forces. Generally speaking, what the drill instructor had to say could have been said in the drawing-room; but now and‘again he would weave into his orders words which in family newspapers are usually indicated by dots and dashes. For instance, he would say: “Good —, look at that man; he’s trying to climb up his rifle!” All the other men would immediately turn their eyes in the direction of the unfortunate victim, and instantly regret it; for they would have, metaphorically speaking, boiling pitch poured over their heads for not looking to their fronts! Another time it Avas: “For inspection, ‘Port arms.’” “Well, I never did,” said the instrucior; “you do look a lot of beauties. Here, you, what do you think you are doing? Serenading your best girl with a banjo?” Later on the drill instructor Avould exclaim: “I knew it—l kneAV, sooner or later, I should find ‘Charlie’ on parade! For heaven’s sake, man,turn your toes out as you must have been taught to do months ago.” Finally would come a comment which generally took the following form;—“When I was drilling proper soldiers I used to go to the Empire or the pictures occasionally, but there is no need to do that noAV. I can get all the fun I want at a much cheaper rate here.”

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