ALL ABOUT WOMEN.

Taihape Daily Times, Issue 160, 8 September 1916, Page 3

ALL ABOUT WOMEN.

A woman must always have somebody to blame when she is at fault; that is why she likes to keep a husband handy.

No man ever sees his fiancee asleep —or he shouldn't. This, of course, accounts for the marriage of so many girls who snore. .Whenever a woman troubles -her self to think, you know that she is merely trying to discover a way to put you in the wrong.

When you are kissing a g)irl you

never are sure. That's why there are so many marriages. A wife is like a dictionary to an unknown language—the language of woman.

j No (girl ever introduces a man to a girl without hoping that something will come of it.

The ordinary man can see right through a woman if he only looks her eyes.

i When a woman is magnanimously forgiving you she is so mucn mure easy to manage. A man doesn't understand how lone ly a girl feels whim she hasn't got someone hopelessly in lova with her. I Love is only a game, and has to be played by the rules. The lucky thing is that every girl knows the rules by heart. | One of the ironies of married life is that no matter hdw much you want to slap your husband, you must ask him to unhook you at the hack. I Wives don't like their husbands to think in their presence. It seems to i them like shuttin'g a door in their ! faces. You always liavg to tell them what was behind that closed door. Woman has an incomprehensible adoration of handwork . . . .Why woman should go to the trouble to make hard knots and edges on her night attire when she could have it comfortable and plain and free irom draughts, no husband has been able to find out; though, to be sure most husbands prefer them that way. But a man doesn't put knots and ribbons and bows on his pyjamas, iiut then, no male is fool enough to wear things all day that leave a criss-cross pattern on his back when he takes them off at night.—Honeymoon Dialogues.