SAYINGS IN THE ENGLISH COURTS.

Taihape Daily Times, Issue 160, 14 July 1916, Page 3

SAYINGS IN THE ENGLISH COURTS.

COMMENTS WISE AND OTHERWISE. A barrister at the Oldham County Court the other day put it to a witness that “You heard it with your own * “What made you think he was drunk?” asked the solicitor of a constable at Clerkenwell. . “He staggered and his eyes were diluted,” replied the constable. * * * “I am at the Restaurant,” explained a waiter at London Sessions 1 °“ C You have your meals there?” asked °°“ Cfif’no ; I only wait there,” was the emphatic reply. “I go >} to another restaurant for my meals. * * * A man charged at Willesden with being drunk, pleaded that he only had 0D «Only one glass?” asked the magisrate. in surprise. “Quite right, sir. replied the prisoner. “Unfortunately, I had it filled a good many times.”