WARLIKE PROGRAMME.

Taihape Daily Times, Volume 8, Issue 37, 14 February 1916, Page 2

WARLIKE PROGRAMME.

JOKING THE GERMANS. The following programme, prepared for the people of Kobe, Japan, ••vill no doubt cause amusement. The ingenuity of the writer in his play upon names would merit "a bumper house" in the event of such a programme 'icing presented in its entirety:— COMING! COMTNS! To open in Kobe shortly, THE GERMAN "EMPIRE," From under the sea or up the Polestrasse, Berlin. Proprietor, Herr WILLIAM KAISER. Telephone No. 2 L. Manager, HSBit WILUAM KATSEK JNR. Telephone No. i I 2. Telegraphic Addre-is, "GOTTELPUS," Treaties not Guaranty]. • Children in Arms not Respected. WEEK COMMENCING NOV. 31, 1915 Farewell visit before going to St. Helena — ULTIMATUM WILLIE, The Greatest Comedian th e world has known, in all his latest successes, including—"My Hopes Argon no," "My Aisrre Kind Dearie, O." "Oh, Lor-Rnine Again," "Has Anybody Here Seen Calais?" "Alsace, Where Art Thou?" "Don't be Hun-happy," "As Pants My Bleed in' 'Eart." _ HERR GULLEM, And his reclebrated Company of Actors, direct from the Wolf Press j Bureau, in a One-act Play, entitled I "Al-Lies." I

COUNT BBANCHOF, The Diplomatic Dandy, in liis Wolffamous Repertoire, including!— "Why I left Austria-Hungry," "Tata. Belgrade," "We all love Sophia," "Servia Right, St*via Jolly Well Right." BARON YON WHOLEGGi, Tlio Great Illusionist and Contortionist, in marvellous exposition on the "Scrap of Paper Trielc. " Supported by the renowned inventor —"Count Ben Hardy.'' THE CROWN PINCH & LOOT CO. In the Screaming Favc^ —"The Sham Pain Shifters." An episode in tlio pantechnicon of the Germany Army. Engaged at enormous expense:— GENERAL YON PLUCK, First time out of Europe, in the popular sng, "Com?, Tsing-tau-mo." COUNT ROOFPELIN, On a fiying- visit in the Groat Absurdity, "Can we sea-plane, or Berlin on the Spree." ADMIRAL YON TEIPET AND HEN HOPIT, And Company, in the Stirring Naval Drama, '' Dor Tag, or the Luggage Label." in four Acts:— Act I.—Headquarters of the German Navy at Williamshaven, Yon Tripit and his Gallant men at their daily toast. "Der Tag." Act lI.—Th c same. Act 111. —The same again. Please. Act IY.—The North Sea, Sunday, January 24th, 1915, "Der Tag." Enter Admiral Beatty, exit German Fleet. To Conclude with the Stomach-stirring Cantata, "Deutschlands under Allies, Jah Deutschland in der Soup," by the Entire Company. "GOT MIT HUNS.