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It lmppened. at Vogeltown_, adjacent to VVellington, and the gentleman eonicerned tells the joke against himself. ‘He had put. in :1 nice vegetabl.e gmden, but was troubled by birds eating the seeds, so he decided to put up 3. “searee’.row” to keep fhem m\'zx_v. This he did, and in making the (lxininiy put a mask of the K:liser,on it. But he did not I'e.ekou with the small lmy, with the result that he cmne home the other afternoon nnd found his g'§l.l'den covered with road metal.‘ The yoiinger fry of the Iroeal.i’r.y had thought it :z good oppol‘tunit'y to bolnbm‘x.l.‘~"Kziiser Bill,” with the result that the g<-ntlcninn admits wlieeliiig out four l)Hl‘l'(\'\’\‘ loads of metal. with nizmy nlOl'(‘- still to come.

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