DANGEROUSLY FACETIOUS. Irrepressible Max. the Brussels Invrgr.mastc;-. cohered the Germans will: fo imifli ridicule rlitt at last Miey locked him up in a fortress. One of his last pranks nearly sent Field-Marshall Von der Goltz into an apoplectic fit. The Yon detr Goltz person demanded the payment of a first instalment of £200,000 of the Brussels war indemnity within forty-eight hours. Max expressed himself as delighted. He rolled up a few hours later followed by four men carrying huge paper parcels. The FieldMarshall opened them arid turned scarlet with rage. They contained i'200,000 worth of the German Army'..; rtvuifition notes. "Aren't the.?.; notes redeemable?" asked the Imperturbable Max. "Of course they are,'' fumed the German. "Just so," answered Max, "the officer who signed them told me they were as good as bullion, s.i they can balance the indemnity." It was then that Von der Goltz rang up trio railway and ordered a special tram to convey the burgomaster to a Gorman fortress. But he couldn t get anybody to offer a penny a pound for the requi--1 sition notes.
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Taihape Daily Times, Volume 7, Issue 146, 23 February 1915, Page 2
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