PORTRAIT OF A COW
Oh. dear, what a terrible sketch ©f a cow! The artist who drew her just didn't know how. Why, no one on earth could admire such a face. And all four of her legs are a standing disgrace!
Most cow’s, you’ll admit, have quite elegant lines, As they browse in the fields where the sun warmly shines; Their coats are as shiny as satin or silk, And they give simply buckets and buckets of milk! So just take a pen or a pencil, my dear, And fashion a cow as it ought to appear, Conclude with a flourish and add your full name, Putting this unsigned creature for ever to shame. W.S.T.
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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 880, 25 January 1930, Page 31
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116PORTRAIT OF A COW Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 880, 25 January 1930, Page 31
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