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THINGS I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

WIRELESS. . . . Grand opera. ... Time-tables. . . . Sanskrit. ... How a magician saws a woman in half. . . . Modern art. . . . Ancient art. . . . Musical terms. . . . The short sentences they give the big robbers and the long ones they hand the little thieves. . . Thermal Units. . . - Why they call ’em permanent waves. . . . What a femwu driver means when she her hand. . . . How sailors into those tight trousers. . . . kjow they get out of them. . . . Russian novels. . . . Hungarian goulash. . . . How a centipede keeps its feet from getting tangled up. ... Nautical phrases. . . . Oh, yes—and women, of course. —Judge (New York).

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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 857, 28 December 1929, Page 19

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THINGS I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 857, 28 December 1929, Page 19

THINGS I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 857, 28 December 1929, Page 19

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