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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 852, 21 December 1929, Page 17

THE SUN ENTERTAINMENT SECTION

TWO BLACK CROWS SPEAKING Moran:“Boy, ain’t it hot? I wisbt I just had gallons and gallons of iced cold water, dat’s wot I wish.” Mack: “Dat ain’t my wish. I wish I had a million carloads of iced watermelons.” Moran: “Dat would be fine. I spose if you had a million carloads of iced watermelons you’d give me one?” Mack: “No-o-o.” Moran: “Would you. give me half of one?” Mack: “No.” Moran: “Well—would you give me a tiny piece, would yer do that, huh?” Mack: “No . . . If you too lazy to wish for your own watermelons, you ain’t gonna get none of mine.” That's one of the laughs out of a thousand that are packed-jammed into this feature length talkie, featuring the two funniest men in the world. THE TWO a m mm ¥ mu lIMf WBSm BLACK CROWS MOKAH & MACK With EVELYN BRENT and HARRY GREEN IN PARAMOUNT’S ALL - TALKING HIT “Why Bring That Up?” What a picture. Here you have the two men that have made the whole world laugh coming to the talkie screen in a story that was specially written for them hy the famous Octavius Boy Cohen. It contains just a few of the familiar jokes that you know—“ The Early Bird” and “The Prison” episodes—and about 500 new ones that will keep you laughing from first to last. But it’s not all comedy. There’s Evelyn Brent as the gold-digging vamp, whose wiles almost cause a quarrel between tho two pals. And there’s Harry Green as their manager, doing his utmost to prevent such a tragic happening. Commencing FRIDAY NEMT Three Sessions Daily—ll a.m., 2.15 and 8 p.m. AT * Direction: ____ _ IT~ fTt_HIBP" Managing Directors: J. C. WILLIAMSON ■ IHi ■■■ RV pB BEAUMO NT S M ITH FILMS. I| Ik B%Ib\ILI 111 and F. W. THRING. THE THEATRE OF BIG ATTRACTIONS. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT — STARTING BOXING DAY, NEXT THURSDAY AT THE MATINEES ONLY GORGEOUS “A fir KIDDIES’ CABARET” 30— KLEVER KIDS—3O DIRECTED BY BERYL NETTLETON AND MARJORY TURNER. The Marvellous Xmas Tree with real Teddy Bears and Gollywogs! The Dance of the Paper Dolls! The Tin Soldiers! The Fairy’s Home in the Tree Tops! A Visit to Toyland, etc. HALF AN HOUR IN A LAND OF ENCHANTMENT. MONDAY DECEMBER 23, AT THEATRE, PHONE 48-888 AND ‘ AT LEWIS EADY, LTD. BOX PLAN OPENS