Among the Humorists
Doctor: “For your insomnia I will give you medicine that will make you sleep like a baby.” Patient: “if you mean like our baby, I would rather not take the medicine.” —"II Travaso,” Rome.
“What are you doing 7” “My friend will not believe that I can get this shutt-er up by myself.” ■—"Die Listige Kiste,” Leipzig.
“Sir, I assure you that I make the proposal entirely out of love for your daughter. Any other thought is far from me.” “Yes—even the thought of maintaining yourself!” —Nagels Lustige Welt, Berlin.
Small Boy: “Why is that man threatening her with a stick?” Mother: “He is not threatening her.” Small Boy: “Then why is she screaming ?” —“Hummel.” Hamburg.
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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 730, 1 August 1929, Page 14
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