GAR AGE GOSSIP
j Very New Driver: “Do shut up, Maggie! Your job is to keep on smiling at the police/’ ! “Why do you cail your chauffeur a | leaky vessel? Does he gossip about | your affairs?” “No, but I am always | bailing the fellow out/’ ! Wealthy Parent: “What do you want a new car for? You’ve only had this one a month.” Extravagant Daughter: “Yes, daddy dear, but the police know it by now.” North: “Yes, certainly I understand women.” West: “Well, what r do they mean when they hold out their hand in the car ahead?” Indignant Holiday Maker: “Good gracious, two miles to the sea! Why, your letter said you were within easy reach of the sea.” Landlady: “I know, sir, but I never dream’t you ’adnt a car!”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 710, 9 July 1929, Page 6
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131GARAGE GOSSIP Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 710, 9 July 1929, Page 6
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