Topical Tit Bits
That pair of ’flu germs was som.*- | thing else Noah might just as well have left out of the Ark.—“ Arkansas ! Gazette.” We believe in Santa Claus all right, but we often wish he would cultivate a little quieter taste in neckties. — "Ohio State Journal ” ' But how do they account for the j fact that there were no doctors to I keep away until the first apple was ! eatep?—“Portland Express.” * * * It is said that radio broadcasting has already added 500 words to riie 0 language. This is exclusive of mis- ! pronunciations of old ones.—“ Detroit News.” Census-takers will get four cents for f J each name they write, which is enough y : for “Smith. but think of writing Snieklefreitzheimer for four cents!— • "Chicago Journal.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 620, 23 March 1929, Page 27
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127Topical Tit Bits Sun (Auckland), Volume III, Issue 620, 23 March 1929, Page 27
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