Wrong Label. —“On what grounds are you seeking a divorce from your wife? “Misrepresentation. When I askec her to marry me she said she was agreeable.” Coming Down To It —At a concert a young lady began a song, The autumn days have come, Ten thousand leaves are falling. But she began too high. ‘Ten thousand,’’ she screeched and stopped. < “Start her at five thousand,’’ cried an auctioneer .present. The Right Note —Little Miss Hastings. aged 10. was caught stealing sugar and sent to bed without supper. Her father, a clergyman, was away on a parochial trip and returned late in the evening. “Mamma. I want to see Daddy.” There was no response from below. “Please let Daddy bring me a drink of water.” When that failed, a small girl in a white nightie stood at the head of the stairs and said with dignity: “Mrs. 1 fastings, I am a very sick woman, and I must see the Rector at once.” That fetched Daddy.
ask much of you, ! place in your heart.” —Dorfbarbier, Berlin.
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 596, 23 February 1929, Page 27
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175Page 27 Advertisements Column 2 Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 596, 23 February 1929, Page 27
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