SAINT WHO MARRIED CHRISTIANITY
MORE SCHOOLBOY HOWLERS Some startling answers were discovered by the staff of teachers who corrected the examination papers of 67 schools in Melbourne recently: Q.: Why did not Puritan rule satisfy the English?
A.: The people tired of Puritan rule because they were not allowed to smile, even in a small way. < Q’ : „ Who introduced Christianity into Britain?
A.: St. Augustine married Christianity and took her there with him Q.: Write a few lines about Cromwell.
A.: Cromwell sternly forbade the people to laugh on the Sabbath. He made the people carry Bibles round all the time, and they got tired. Q.: What is a furnace? o': ws PlaCe where You grow ferns. U.. Who was Queen Elizabeth? A.: Queen Elizabeth was the wisest monarch who ever sat in a throne! because she never got married. Q.: What is a spinster’ bachelor. SPlDSter * wi£e ° £ a
Q.: Who was Raleigh? died : ,vi:L e i 8h . was a great sailor. He rt d k th relgn of James the First and began smoking. wd wisdom? S6ntenCe containing th* other InT
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 550, 31 December 1928, Page 10
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