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His own clothes make the man, but women’s clothes break him. —Norfolk “Virginian - Pllo t. ”
Fewer accidents are caused by traffic jams than by pickled, drivers. —Norfolk “Virginian-Pilot.” Educator finds girls lead boys—and a merry chase it is.—Wall Street “Journal.”
In Texas there is a campaign for municipal ownership of electric power plants. We offer the campaign slogan: “Own your own ohm.”—"Life.”
We see where our fellow-citizen Tom Edison has received a gold medal. Tom will make a name for himself some of these days.—Dallas “News.” * * *
Certain hotels advertise that they have special rooms for reducing figures. We shall take our bill into one of these rooms before we pay it.— “Punch.”
An Australian actress announces her engagement to Explorer Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins says he has nothing to say. It is a good sign when a bridegroom finds that out that early.—“ American Lumberman” (Chicago).
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 544, 22 December 1928, Page 25
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