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Schoolmaster: “Now, *3*olll. ran you tell me what it is we get from whales?" Tom: ‘'Whalebone, sir." Schoolmaster: ‘'flood. Xow perhaps you could tell me what comes from seals ?** Tom (brightly): Why. yes, sir—sealing wax." —Sent in by Kric Taft. Farmer: 1 thought you said you had ploughed the 10-acre field?" New Ploughman: “No; I only said I was thinking about it.” Farmer: "Oh. I see; you’ve merely turned it over in your mind.” • • • A small boy had fallen into a creek, and a kind lady had stopped until lie was rescued, and safely on the bank. "Dear me. how did you come to fall in?” she said. "I didn’t come to fail In,” ho explained: *‘l came to fish.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 394, 30 June 1928, Page 27
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122TOO QUICK Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 394, 30 June 1928, Page 27
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