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An optimist is an ocean flyer who i wires a hotel for a room.—" Detroit News.” * * * Our idea of a companionate marriage is one that has reached its golden wedding day.—" Dallas News.” The only form of hostill.es from which the people ever benefits is c price war.—" Norfolk Virginian-Pilot/’ A parking space is where you leave the car to have those little dents made in the fenders. —“Brooklyn Times.” Figures won't lie —and that is exactly what makes dressmaking such a difficult profession. “San Diego Tn olden days they used to kiss and j make up; now the make up comes {ahead of everything.—" Ogden Standj ard-Examiner.” It may be all right for a woman to marry in haste and repent at leisure, but a married man has no leisure. —■ “New York American.” Scientists have discovered that n shark will not bite a man. Now 11 some way can be devised to make the shark know that. —“Seattle Argus.” Tn Mexican campaigns the women always accompany their husbands in the army, so the soldiers are always | kept in fighting trim. —“Arizona Re- ! cord.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 394, 30 June 1928, Page 25
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186TOPICAL TIT-BITS Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 394, 30 June 1928, Page 25
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