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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 392, 28 June 1928, Page 17

AMUSEMENTS. I A W!—Lf GRETA GARBO in “THE DIVINE WOMAN." Ldol lllgOl AND PRINCESS TE PUEA AND HER MAORI MAIDS. A FullerHayward Theatre Ring 43-210 for Reserves Popular Prices To-Morrow To-Morrow PICTURES AND JASPER’S LIMITED

PICTURES, MUSIC, AND REVUE. On the Stage— JASPER CALDER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. Good Evening, Auckland. Well, the time is getting neap. My heart keeps missing on one cylinder like a Lizzie on a wet Sunday. Remember, the WISE ONES BOOK THEIR SEATS for JASPER'S, LTD. We have Songlets, Playlets, Sketchlets, Jokefets, Storyettes. Here are a few bits from our Playlets:— Connie Winthrop: "He hasn’t been near the bathroom fop a week.” Agnes Calder: "I dreamt my 'usband 'ad the pewmonia.” Charles Massee: "If you don’t stop rocking this 'ere ladder, you’ll ” Rosie Kidson: "Governments are silly things, anyhow.” (Hal ha! Gordon!) Edna Herrick: "My Albert earns more when ’e’s 'urt than when ’e’s workin’.”. What was wrong with Chas. Massee? Was it pewmonia, plewrissy, hydrophobeer? Was he insured with the "Sun” or the "Star”? IS THIS ANY GOOD? Telegram to the electors of Manukau: "Sorry, can't stand for Parliament; I don’t want to PASS OVER JORDAN yet awhile.” I must at least put on the Show first, n’est-ce pas?—that’s Maori for "What do you think?” Memo, to the crowd who listened to our Rehearsal last night instead of paying for the Show to-morrow night: "800, I hate you.” As for the tall man with turned-up collar, well, I hope his pet rabbit dies! Well, I must run and paint the Pulpit for Torchy. Cheer-io.

A GRAND ENTERTAINMENT OF On the Screen— An Appetising Dish for a World of Romantics. “LOVE HUNGRY' Tasty LOIS MORAN heads the Bill of Fare A Comedy-Romance,, of Modern Youth, Revealing the Heart of a Love-hungry Girl, Waiting at the Crossroads of Romance for the Prince Charming of Her Box Plans now open at Majestic. Book your Seats for Opening Night (To-morrow).

If there is a Show in Auckland worth seeing it is Advertised in THE SUN

DO NOT BE MISLED! LVBI To-Night at 7.45 Matinee, Saturday 2.30 ,etro « n - M^w BODY AND SOOT/’™ i^ndTn^^ ]3 T f?, E C * S T : Dr. Leyden, Lionel Barrymore; Hilda, Aileen Pringle; Ruffo, Norman Kerry; Postman, T. Roy Barnes. Was it love that made him brand her? See this powerful picture, answer for yourself the question—can Jealousy drive a man to a deed of brute ferocity against the woman he loves? THE WHOLE TOWN WILL TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER WITNESSED ON THE SCREEN! THEN — A GREAT COMEDY-DRAMA, “THAT CERTAIN THING” featuring raplh A Picture for the whole family; a festival of fun and laughter. Reserves, Lewis Eady, Ltd. Theatre Phone 43-645. w. J. BANNEHR, Proprietor, USUAL PRICES.