TOPICAL TIT-BITS

Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 388, 23 June 1928, Page 22

TOPICAL TIT-BITS

Anyway, Mussolini believes in the liberty of the suppress.—" Dallas There is a bright side to everything. In politics it is the inside. —“Louisville Times.” * * * After all, it need surprise no one that Germany is now in favour of world peace.—“ Des Moines Register.” * * * If woman's intuition is so wonderful, then why does she ask so many questions ? —“Louisville Times.” Spring is late in Italy. Probably Mussolini has had other things to do. —“American Lumberman” (Chicago). What men like: Girls with brains enough to tell them how wonderful they are.—“ New York Morning Telegraph.” Although John L. Sullivan never lectured on Shakespeare, he always brought home the Bacon. —“Louisville Times.”

Irish Indignation.—An Irishman was told one morning by his wife that there had ben a terrible tliundersto-m during the night. “Well, why in the world didn’t you wake me up?’* he demanded; “you know I can’t, sleep when it thunders.” The Alarm.—New servant: Can I have a different clock put in my bedroom, mum? Mistress: Why, I put that clock in your room for a special purpose—it’s an alarm clock. New servant: Well, mum, I can’t stand it—it woke me up this morning. Law-abiding Citizen. —Not long ago Deacon Miller bought a horse and buggy and took his wife out one Sunday for a drive. They came to the neighbouring town of Osseo and saw a sign which read, “Speed limit, 15 miles an hour.” “Here, ma,” said the deacon, excitedly. "you take the lines and drive, and I’ll use the whip. Maybe we can make it.”