PASSING SHOTS

Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 382, 16 June 1928, Page 22

PASSING SHOTS

Osculation iff tb< sincerest form of fiappery. People wbo live in glass bouses shouldn't throw partie*. c-rp»n»nfj> the one perpetual best seller—everyor* is continually buying w>at this country need 3:s fewer people to tel! it what it needs. The world like* a good loser, pariicu’.arly ;f :t gets «ome of his money. "When will woman receive man's h*ks a lady reader. Next Friday nigh:. I suppose. The modem g:ri would go hungry to t y clothe* declares a clergyman Then why don’t they? If you think women better qualified than men to pick the beet political ~arvi;ua*_e«, look what they marry!

Fair Premium.— So you want a job in the Mint, eh? What salary would -jit you: “Well, I'd be willing to pay about 15 dollars a day.” And a Bally Monocle?—Valet: There .s a burglar downstairs, sir. De VereSmith: Righto, Judson—just fetch my gun and sports suit, the heather-mix-ture one. Much of a Muchness. — I have alwavs maintained.** declared Charles, “that no two people on earth think alike.” ‘You | will change your mind,” said his fiancee. “when you look over our wedding presents.” Need fer Apology.—Princeton: The : idea of letting your girl tell everybody she has made z. man of you; you don’t , hear my wife saying that about me. Harvard: No. but I heard her tell *?mith tha: 1 had done the best she could. Preparation.- Nervous Suitor. I've me to see your sister.” Little Brother: ‘She's been expecting Nervous Suitor (beaming and ~ :ng«: Ah! tli it's good. Here's a shilling for you. How do you know. : ■ lit*’ man. shoh been expecting me?" Litt!- Brother: She's gone out.”