TOPICAL TIT-BITS

Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 358, 19 May 1928, Page 21

TOPICAL TIT-BITS

We often wonder why they are. callc*l the secrets of success. Everybody always telling them to everybody cl —“Grand Rapids Press.” It is our desire to make you, our patron, feel at home while a. guest of our theatre and any discourtesy on the part of any employee will be greatly appreciated if called to the attention of the management—Dal la - theatre programme. * * * It may be possible for a man to havmore money than brains, but not for very long.—" New York American.” • * * At a conference on agriculture at tho London School of Economics, Mr. G. K. Chesterton gave an address on “The Fallacy of Mass Production.” Still, England has no cause to regret having produced Mr. Chesterton.— “Punch.” * • • His clothes may make the man. but hers oft break him. —“Wall Street Journal.” A Georgia Judge has decided that a husband is merely “a figurehead.” And how he has to figure.—“ American Lumberman.” « • • j Tho French Senate has rejected a ! plan to conscript women in time of war. Anybody who has ever tried to coscript a woman will understand why. —“San Diego Union.” m * * A Pennsylvania man has invented a , motor that dispenses with gas. Now let him develop a legislature that does .he same.—“Virginian-Pilot.” * * * During its lifetime, the oyster proI duces about 50,000,000 eggs. It’s a : good thing for quiet seaside resorts that oysters don’t cackle.—“ Arkansas j Gazette.”