A COCK AND HEN STORY
\ FRENCHMAN was playing golf in the south of Engj • land. He drove into a laches' match in front, whidh was ternI porarify halted by a lost ball. When he came up he lifted his hat and -apologised profusely. ‘'Excuse me. ladies." he said, "I am afraid I cock reached on ycur game.” They pretested that he had fi done nothing of the kind. “Now. what on earth did he mean by that?” one of the lad ; es asked, as he c a seed on. ”1 think, lldy.” replied the Cockney caddy, “that he meant* G". see she sac. a II twinkle in her eye, “just a mistake in gender.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 322, 5 April 1928, Page 6
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114A COCK AND HEN STORY Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 322, 5 April 1928, Page 6
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