TONGUE TWISTERS
Five fat friendly pheasants flew from France frightening four frisky frogs Freddy Franklin fumbled feverishly for five fat fishes flipping fins fast and furiously. Sixt.v-three sad sailors threading tho-ny silky thistles on thick thread —Sent in by Lilian Gibb. Bill3‘: I saw a place to-day where they make horses. liis Father: Nonsense! Billy: Yes I did. The man was ju»t nailing on the shoes as I passed. The moon is made of yellow cheese And it is hung up high, % So little mice can’t nibble it As they go running by. School Inspector (to class- X.. boys, can any of you tell me the dference between a collision and an explosion? Smart Boy of the Class: In a collision there you are: but in an explosion. where are you? a • • A small boj* was having his hau cut for the first time. "How' would you lika it cut?” asked the barber. “With a hole in the top. like my Daddy’s,” was the prompt reply. —Sent in by Jack Lydster. Taka puna. * KfWir. %?***■& **&&*'**
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Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 318, 31 March 1928, Page 27
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174TONGUE TWISTERS Sun (Auckland), Volume II, Issue 318, 31 March 1928, Page 27
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