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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 302, 13 March 1928, Page 14

What is this Mustard Club? * In response to numerous enquiries, we have pleasure in making public the following brief account of the origin and aims rf the Mustard Club. The Mustard Club (1928) has been founded under the Presidency of the Baron de Beef, of Porterhouse College, Cambridge, England, and Skewer Farm, Silverside, Bay of Plenty, N.Z. It is a Sporting Club, because its members are always there for the meat. It is a Politicial Club, because its members find that a liberal use of Mustard saves labour in digestion and is conservative of health. It is a Card Club, but members are only allbwed to play for small steaks. V® The Motto of the Mustard Club Mustard keeps the digestion young, the Mustard, please!”. is “Mustard Makyth Methuselahs,” because The Password of the Mustard Club is “Pass Where is the Mustard Club ? There are more than ten million branches of the Mustard Club —in fact, wherever a few people are mustered together at dinner, there you have a meeting of the Mustard Club. Every home where people respect their digestion is a branch of the Mustard Club. All restaurants where good food is enjoyed, are frequented by members of the Mustard Club. Harley Street is a stronghold of the Mustard Club, because doctors know the value of Mustard in tbe proper assimilation of food. The Objects of the Mustard Club. To enrol all Grumblers, Curmudgeons, and such other persons who by omitting the use of Mustard have suffered in their digestions, and to bring such persons to a joyous frame of mind and healthy habit of body by the liberal use of Mustard. To encourage the use of Mustard, not only with Beef and Bacon, but to show how it improves the flavour of Mutton, Fish, Cheese, Macaroni and Pea Soup. To teach the younger generation that the true foundation of health and good digestion is the Mustard pot. Rules of the Mustard Club 1. Every member shall on the proper occasions eat Mustard to improve his appetite and strengthen his digestion. 2. Every member when physically exhausted or threatened with a cold, shall take refuge in a Mustard Bath. 3. Every member shall once at least during every meal make the secret sign of the Mustard Club by placing the mustard-pot six inches from his neighbour s plate. 4. Every member who asks for a sandwich and finds that it contains no Mustard shall publicly refuse to eat same. 5. Every member shall see that the Mustard is freshly made, and no member shall smile at the waitress who forgets to put freshly mixed mustard on the table. 6. Each member shall instruct his children to “ keep that schoolboy digestion ” by forming the habit of eating Mustard. 6 > -ife m ft LORD BACON. tOST* SIGNOR SPAGHETTI Barrera Address set um Makarent, N.Z. li.-i.rr. 1,i.. ai P«» THE BAKOV BE BEEE ■'* - r Forierhonse College, Cambridge, *Bf. and Skewer Farm, Silvereide, Bay ef Flenty. N.Z. MISS DI GESTER {Sneerl.. 8 Victoria Street, Wellington. e Kaaherc, Cookham, Eng. and Crackling, *kea Bay, N.Z. OFFICERS OF THE MUSTARD CLUB.