A JEST OR TWO
Too Fast For Us. — Doctor: Did you relax and take your mind off your work at the movies last 3-ear as I suggested? Patient: Couldn’t. They had some slow motion scenes on. Doc.: What of it? Pat.: Well, I’m a plumber.
Decision. — If he asks me I’ll say “Yes.” It doesn’t make much difference. He’s clever and good-looking. His hands are gentle. I like to feel them in my hair. I think he would treat me all right. If he doesn’t ask me, never mind—but if does I’ll say “Y'es.” “Shampoo, madam?” “Yes.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 282, 18 February 1928, Page 25
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97A JEST OR TWO Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 282, 18 February 1928, Page 25
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