RIDDLES
Why is a member of Parliament lika shrimp?—They both have MP at the end of their names.
What is it that can go all round wood and yet never get in?—A fence. Why does an old man with spo tacles. a long beard and a wooden !• pay fourpence for two apples?—Be I cause they are twopence each.
| Rose dreamed she was a lily, Lily dreamed she was a rose: J Robin dreamed he was a sparrow What the owl dreamed no one know-* But they all woke up together As happy as could be. Said each: “You’re lovely, neighbour But I’m very glad I’m me.”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 206, 19 November 1927, Page 27 (Supplement)
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106RIDDLES Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 206, 19 November 1927, Page 27 (Supplement)
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