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Famous last words in Mexico: “I hereby announce my candidacy for president. ’ — Chicago Tribune. Prize-Fighting is a cruel game, all right. But a million dollars will buy a lot of arnica— Council Bluff a Nonpareil. Tunney says his name i.s pronounced to rhyme with funny. Ah. yes, and funny rhymes with money. We have it now!— Philapelphia Inquirer. The neurologist says optimists live longer than pessimists. They might if they didn’t have such sublime faith in loose brakes. — Medford(Ore.) Mail-Tri-bune. There’s no danger of America losing its martial spirit. Fifty per cent, of our time-expired soldiers re-enlist, and 80 per cent, of our divorced men remarry.— Arkansas Gazette. i “What funny names these Chinese ! towns in the news have,” remarked a man from Schenectady as he read a Poughkeepsie newspaper on his way to , meet a friend in Hoboken.— Christian | Science Monitor •
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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 200, 12 November 1927, Page 25 (Supplement)
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144TOPICAL TITBITS Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 200, 12 November 1927, Page 25 (Supplement)
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