HOWLERS
An oxygen is an eight-sided figure. Nero means absolutely nothing. Homer is a type of pigeon. A vegetarian is a horse doctor. A quorum is a place to keep fish. Radium is a new kind of silk. Mussolini is a patent medicine. Why is a summer flower-garden never a very quiet place?—Because all the blossoms have numerous (s)taJks there! Why is the letter M greatly to be pitied?—Because it is never in luck and always in misery. Conjurer: “Now, to help me with this next trick, I want the services of a boy—just any boy in the audience—yes, you will do, my little man: come along. Now, you’ve never seen me before, have you?” Boy (innocently): “No, father!”
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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 176, 15 October 1927, Page 31 (Supplement)
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119HOWLERS Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 176, 15 October 1927, Page 31 (Supplement)
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