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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 171, 10 October 1927, Page 7

Angling! In a certain hotel much patronised by anglers there hangs a curious fish of strange form and stranger colour. One evening a fishing party argued for a long time concerning this monstrosity and all the time the landlord preserved an enigmatic silence. At closing time one of the anglers who had advanced many theories, took the landlord aside and asked him what kind of fish it was. “Well, sir,” said the man, “in confidence. I’ll tell you. I had it specially made to my own specifications. You’ve no idea how hot and thirsty gentlemen become arguing about it.” A New ' Iment Mr. Golfer, take heed! You and the rest of your kind are found to be susceptible to a new orthopoedic ailment which the American doctors term “golfer’s foot.” The symptoms are sharp pains in the instep and the calf. It is stated that this ailment is caused by extreme extension of the feet wh ? ’-» the golf player is in the stance position preparing to strike the ball. This new discovery adds to the list, which includes housemaid’s knee, tennis elbow, boxer’s ear, and writer’s cramp. We may be hearing of pingpong squint or billiards neck any time now. A wonderful builder-up—K.P. .Extract of Malt and Cod Liver Oil. Invaluable for convalescents.—ll