HORSE SENSE

Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 162, 29 September 1927, Page 6

HORSE SENSE

(Contributed.) The Blue Sky gave promise of a Bright Dawn, and it was a Gala Day for Josie Melville, who went to meet her Valentino by the old Stonewall, but the Day Guard, putting on a Bold Front, ordered her to Standfast until further orders. Standing near was a War Officer, and he, being an Aussie, was a Fiery Lad, so he called her Daddy’s Girl and kissed here Luxurious, Flying Tresses. So a Good Boy, by the name of Master Noel, from Wyoming, rescued her by shooting the officer so hard with his Catapult that he needed a Respirator until he had got his Second Wind. Then he hit the Town Guard, who so far had got off Scot Free. During a Slump In the conversation, that Nippy chap, Lord Star„ came on the scene. He made the fact known that he had just come from Kingsland and was on the Look-Out for a Red Lion. He meant a yellow lion on a reddish bottle, so he started a Royal March to the nearest Restaurant, where he rewarded the Modest Boy for his Valour with a cigarette. Then, in pure joy, he smashed a beautiful Chit Tea Set of Royal Doulton and took possession of an Ash. Tray for Master Doon, who was living at York Abbey. After tiffin, as he lav In the Shade of a Ti Tree, his brother Amos, popularly called the Laughing Prince, threw a Barometer at him in Delightment, but the Oration that followed rose to such a High Pitch that Nancy Lee and Prince Humphrey led him aboard his yacht, the Carinthia. and so ended the Episode.