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The person who thinks i.ll others are fools is at least a very safe motorist. ‘ Arkan:ias Gazette.” We ca.n always pick one winner in every big fight. His name is Tex I Rickard. Tampa “Tribune.” Scientists have produced a more pei - manent finish for cars, but nothing yet invented beats a locomotive. “Publishers’ S3*ndicate.” A prominent dentist announces that the Eskimos enjoy pain. Dentists have ! that idea about practically everybody. New York “Herald Tribune.” * • • One of the most sensational rumours afloat in this day of wild speculation is that the new Ford is to hav*' springs. Nashville “Banner.” Edison thinks people should eat the same thing every day. Nature designed that man to run a boardinghouse. • | —St. Paul Pioneer Press. I Educator says one of the nation's greatest problems is what to do with I the illiterates. Why not put ’em to Writing popular songs? —Arkansas Gazette. rr. * -I- *7’r.*.7rXr'r*'#.rr r
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Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 158, 24 September 1927, Page 25 (Supplement)
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153TOPICAL TITBITS Sun (Auckland), Volume I, Issue 158, 24 September 1927, Page 25 (Supplement)
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