PASSING SHOTS
It’s a wrong Jane that has no yearning. The three stages of modern family life are matrimony, acrimony, and alimony. Yardsticks used to be the most important part of a teacher’s outfit, but today it’s lipsticks! Pictures show Mussolini in the same cage with a lion. Evidently the S.P.C.A. has no branch in Italy. A Nebraskan has invented a tractor that ploughs without human aid- Now for a farm that runs without Government aid. “The average woman has a vocabulary of only 500 words.” ‘‘lt's only :t small stock, but think of the turn-over!” Scientists insist the sun is going to last us another 15,000 million,years. Whitt, then, is the idea of all this daylight saving? * * A professor of Sydney University is measuring the waists of 20,000 girls, to compare them with the Venus de Milo. This has induced many students to redouble their efforts to become profesA German couple were recently married on the top of a tower -130 ft. high. The foolish fellow might have known that they were bound to catch him if he started climbing a tower.
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Sun (Auckland), Volume 1, Issue 104, 23 July 1927, Page 25
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183PASSING SHOTS Sun (Auckland), Volume 1, Issue 104, 23 July 1927, Page 25
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