THINNED OUT

Sun (Auckland), Volume 1, Issue 92, 9 July 1927, Page 21

THINNED OUT

It used to be that “undies” Were always properly lined— But now like heavy gasoline They’re becoming more refined,

Fully Explained.—“ She’s an awfully charitable woman they say—never lets her right hand know what her left hand is doing.”

“Oh, that’s it. then. I wondered what made her play the piano so abominably.”

A Repeater, Perhaps.—“l see that May is going to be married again.” “Yes, .she’s been married so often that the wedding bells sound just like an alarm clock to her.”

Gets Good Value.—Short: Can Johnny come in for half-price? He’s only got one eye.

Weight: You’ll have to pay double for him. It takes him twice as long to see the show.

Timely.—First Physician: So the operation on the professor was just in the nick of time?

Second Physician: Yes, in another 24 hours he would have recovered.

Egyptian Flavour.—Wife: "I found these funny looking tickets in your overcoat this morning, John. Thev are marked Rameses 11., 100 to 14—whatever does that mean?”

Husband: “Oh, they are the labels connected with my archaelogical researches, my dear—relics of a lost race, y’know.”