" What shall 1 leave you when I die ?' said an insipid fellow to a young lady whose patience he had nearly exhausted. " Needn't wait till you die," said she ; '• i-m can leave something now, if you wih. " What shall I leave <" be .i kcd. "Leave,yourself," she replied. !'.■: ■■:•'. •-'. -r ,'oi iiMsiaut who has had lb : a • , -•• Why has that lady g.,i. wi:h;,ii buying;" Assistant: " >'i k nave. I't got what, she wants.' Haberdasher: "I'll soon let you know, miss, that I keep you to sell what I've got, and not what people want!"
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Samoa Times and South Sea Gazette, Volume 3, Issue 121, 24 January 1880, Page 3
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92Untitled Samoa Times and South Sea Gazette, Volume 3, Issue 121, 24 January 1880, Page 3
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