THE SCOTCHMAN’S GRATITUDE
Once a doctor used to harass, Bleed a man and keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and Cakes a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him he wouldn’t live till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen, across the briny ocean, And always speaks of Morse’s Pills with tendereat emotion.
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Southland Times, Issue 18845, 10 June 1920, Page 6
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67THE SCOTCHMAN’S GRATITUDE Southland Times, Issue 18845, 10 June 1920, Page 6
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