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Southland Times, Issue 1223, 15 March 1870, Page 3

A«Bd»a)fced wit was asked if lie knew •Tiesrfoee Hoot. * Yes," replied he"" Hook assi «y» are «fld associates." Att'efifeoT-out Wieat^ays he is so short«gh*ed fha^lie frequently rubs out with $m nose what lbe wastes wi£h his pencil An Ldsh £aaoA of ours the other day 4bn»dered<3^affiofeteaiwwier to sa pestiferous don. ■""** Y-oa may call, sor, lor *&c -dirtihy bail *^ms4ay month, and if I «cc year <qg4y face ibefore that -day, -be. from yoar exeeutew.** ■** &axb&, w yoarnnassa a good farmer •?', **0, yes, massa fus-rate€armer — he make* *wo «?ops in one year.** " How is that, JSambo? w -"Why, you see, he*dll aH Iris iay in <de fall, and make money once ; den, snde spring "he fl£ll the hides of ;affl de cattle dat die for want of de hay, and, aaoafee money twice— -dat's two crops." When may a smith be said to commit tfatany ? — When he forges.