A Schooxmasteb once asked a class of toys to give a proof, from the Bible, against the plurality of wives. A youngster at once held out his band, "I know, sir." " Well what is it?" "No man can serve two masters." A gentleman, walking with two ladies, stepped on a hogshead hoop that flew up and atruck him in the face. " Good gracious," said he, "which of you dropped that ?" Briggs has a great faculty for getting things cheap. The other day he had a beautiful set of teeth inserted for next to nothing. He kicked a dog! I made a box and filled it with mould. In the would I sowed, some seed, and then placed it on lay wiodow «U» and what do you think came up P
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Southland Times, Issue 667, 8 May 1867, Page 3
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130Untitled Southland Times, Issue 667, 8 May 1867, Page 3
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