An Irish servant being aßked whether his master was within, replied, "No."— "When will he return ?"— " Oh, when master gives orders to say that he is not at home, we never know when he will come in." The following notice appears in a spiritualist journal, under the head of " Message Department":— "The editer does not hold himself responsible for the opinions of spirits, either embodied or disembodied." Veex Scientific— We have written to Mr Darwin to enquire if it is possible, under his theory of developement, for a bay pony ever to become a sea horse. — " Punch." "The man who has raised a cabbage head has done more good than all the metaphysics in the world," said a stump orator at a meeting. "Then," replied a wag, "your mother plight to bave had the premium,"
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Southland Times, Issue 639, 4 March 1867, Page 3
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135Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Southland Times, Issue 639, 4 March 1867, Page 3
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