THE HOWL-AWAY PILLS COMPANY, UNLIMITED.

Southland Times, Issue 615, 7 January 1867, Page 3

THE HOWL-AWAY PILLS COMPANY, UNLIMITED.

In these sad. days of liquidation, T lore's no ik'L.l left for speculation, A cause i'o- i^'ep regrets ; To meet this want it is proposed To form ii Company, composed Of several wealthy rietts. Wo vulgar Banking scheme for me, • Financial, or Land Company, Coffee or Cotton Mills, No Bricks and Tiles, nor Patent Slips, No Cotton Screws, nor Iron Ships, My little game is — Pins. None of your Joint-Stosk Corporations, Nor " Grand" Finance Associations, Nor Mazagons nor Fretes, None of your Back-Bay Reclamations ; j Send in at once your applications, I If you'd secure somes shares. The " Pills and Ointment Company," Buy up Professor Howl-away (Whose name of course appears) ; The Capital, subscribed with ease, Amounts to Two Crores of Rupees,* In Fifty Thousand Shares. To cure, to strengthen all mankind, The lame, the deaf, the dumb, the blind, What medicine can we ever find, So efficacious of ito kind, As Howl-away's renowned Pills, Well known to cure all human ills, And save no end of doctor's bills, And all the bore of making wills 2 For itch, for sears, for broken knees, Far bites fro:n snakes, wildboars, and ileas, What instantly gives so much ease (Without the exponse of doctor's fees) As Howl-away's renowned Ointment! No lotion, sal re, or liniment, Was ever to poor mortal sent So rich in virtue or in scent ! Through India, China, and Japan, Where'er we find poor suffering man, Our medicines we'll purvey. For Shares, if you a fortune seek, Apply, before next Tuesday week, To P. & 0., Bombay. — "Oudh Grazette," Lucknow, Aug. 11, 1866. I * Two Millions sterling.