A ETLE 3?0B RAILWAY TEATELLESff. — "Will you allow me, sir, to oiler you a cigar ?" - ' Thank you, but I never tmoke." " Have you any objection to my lighting one, sir ?" " Oh ! no, none in the least.'" 'lhis plan is infallible with the most Puritanical-looking fellow traveller. Never think of putting the second question first. The production of the 6ignr and the generous offer are cure to disarm all crusty objections. Try it. — Tunc/i. A convict who -was about to be sent to the Eoubh of Correction, was told they would set him to pick oakuxß. " Let 'em try it," said fcfc j " I'U %W it »U to pieces,' 1
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Southland Times, Volume III, Issue 224, 5 March 1866, Page 3
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