A FAST WOMAN.

Southland Times, Volume I, Issue 55, 6 October 1864, Page 3

A FAST WOMAN.

- -*r!^?*Westerff*<^ I n j|^.TunqueßtionaT)le} a BTOry ora cfiaso nn. an Qatlying jfcstact oTt|mtjpJ : H&, tffi£ i^nferjp !p ' A I yonng^nift&'onA woin»nXha^seil£Myi.HianaeS, and ! settled on a new farm^JThe other evening the i man going to t]§§tf!^>gpgy*!pXßP beautiful deer \ at the stack, eating haj^jwith the sheep. He at once^Wgajrad, to. ,a r -neJg^bourinff feouj^for a rifle; *gimrg*Wr-wMe~brders ta--waton* : tHs ! 'Miiinal until his return jbiit no sooner had lie gone than .tKefEtfle buck, and she like a good and faithful wife, obey- ■ cd .£hVinjun.ctapns -of,)i^liege lord, but,_ in_ 6m|eir to do^sb' ■wascompelled-'to-use' her'Kmbs iri% manner that might nofc-eeem genteel to some of your'city: ladidsrt 'Away, the ; deer tra^-jthe-Kttt© dog and the petticoat after it : the former . intercepted the.animal, andiiy getting between hia legs considerably impeded his flight ; ■ this^ircunastance gave' our heroine: a' chance- to- gain- nip-on* the deer and bein» an excellent runner, she- waa-ihet long'in coimng 0 within; reach of Aim— not put salt upon his' tailr-^e deer, take hold of it with a firm grasp. But with this extra .weight the deer still continued his^career over hill and ! dale, and through fields,' brush." and, wood, but '' she still retained he*; tojd,. fearful only. ,that r tho tail would break, ' a»d she; be^left-beHinc!.; It didn't - break, .. howe ver and 'after ; r being :able "'-y> ■ keep up with the deer for 'ov ; cr:/M6" .'mfles, ;Blie j managed to seize a ,: C H>, and with Tone ;br piro.yr.tSL I directed blows' 'succeeded in' "dispatcKihg -Mb ! deership, and although M w a s .found .to jnoasure j niore than 10^ fcet'froia'tn 6 riose" to'the'tail," began ■ to retrace her steps' Jj^wards, dragging the ; carcase after A her, . ;and;had/:,gQnp^more.;,ihan ; half a miiewith her burdenlwhen she met" Ker'anxI ious husband, who' w.as._ini"search of her. Well may that husband feel proiKLof Ms wife. , She. ia worth her weight in ifit'B'up to 194|.- "'*

A Federal > I^ffian'. — In , a recent speech at New York; ' 'Parson " ' Brownl6w,' a'riepresohtativo " war' Christian," gav-e-utterauce to the following horrible sentiments :-r-" IS IJiacltoo power, Sir,l would arm a'nd'uniforta'in the Federal habiliments, every wolf, and panther, and catamount, and tiger, and bear, on the mountams of America; every crocodile in the swampaTof Florida and South Carolina, every negro in the; Southern Confederacy, and every devil in hell and pandemonium.; This war, I say to you must ;be- prosecuted; with a yim and a vengeance until the rebellion is put down, if it exterminates from the face of God ; Almighty's green earth every man, woman, and child south' of Mason and Dixon's line. (Cheers) The only way to reach the tender sensibilities of a Southern womanos to getHter. oriel of 3ier negroes. Kill bxr husband— she thanks God he died in a good cause ; but steal one of her negroes, she will howl and whine as if the devil Himself war after -her.-- You have not felt the'effeets of;thcwa.r in theloya^State hat you are going to now. I know that little man Grant ; he is the, right marTin the right place. I am willing to see Bichmbrid captured by him ; but if I had my choice, I should_choose that Richmond and Charlcstown should be taken alone v by negro troops commanded by ' Butler the Beast.' Sherman has the finest army in the world— not less than 150^000 men all told. He is gradually advancing into the heart of the Southern States. He will take that country. Grant will take Richmond. And we will crown the rebels, and crowd them until, I trust in God, we shall rush them into the Gulf of Mexico, and drown the entire race, as the devil did the hogs in the.. Sea of Gahlee. When we come out.of the war we shall come put with 500,000 or 600,000 of the best'soldiers; who have got their hand in, and- would as soon have their hand in a little longer ;as npt. Then I am in favor of giving Old'Ehgland a turn. (Cheers) Wo can whip the Southern Confederacy, we can take in France and England ; the whole civilized- world ;• and I want to carry it on until we whip out all God's creation;"