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Southland Times, Volume 2, Issue 99, 9 October 1863, Page 4

A FRtfeHfENED Parson;— A certain ladjf B was much annoyed by tne ringing of her doo:- B bell by the mischievous boys m the yiGinity f K and determined to be no morernadea fool of K by going to the door. In the, course : ,'of the m forenoon, her minister 'called to '.iee Ler, K dressed in liis sprucest mariner. 5 r He ? ascen3eiljK the steps and gently drew the l>eU handler K when the lady shouted from the entry::-;" Ig^K you, boy ; if I catch youl'll ring t ypur neck I '^ The frighteaed gentlem<an im^ down the steps ■tlirough a ; small croUd oiK young scamp 3, and lias riot ; been seen- since- jßj He who bringSjridicule to bear against triitt Bfinds in his hand .a lcnife:>vithput.a i hilt— roneE more likely to cut : him self 'tlian anybody clsaK Does a transport "of joy ever.get a ticket-rf* Bj. leave? - ■ ■■■ ■ - ; ;; - : ' : .; ■-"?:■; '• •>'■[ . ' ',;i ; m When does a woman's tongue go. quickest. K When 'tis on the, rail. 7, ; ;;. « " An- Irish Rovv. —An Irishman tells of. * K fight in whipli there was* but oheTwhole nose» left in the crowd; ?' and tliat ibelonfged to tbi fc ta}' kettle." . :....•■';' Jv'f : r- /^■■i* "\' ; K A Jokbk.— A. practical joker nerer keejpsKr his friends; he sells them. - .If.