An Irishman, being a little fuddled, was asfl what was his religious belief. "It is me belß ye'd be asking about 1" said he "Itis fl same as the widow Brady. I owe her twejH shillings for whiskey, and she belaves I'll mm pay her, and faith, that's my belafe. too." M Advertising for a wife is as absurd as gettifl measured for an umbrella. ■ ''.Talk up " to fl dear creatures if you'd marry them. , One bfl the world was born to marry the other half. P Whenever jou see a lady and gentleman «l°fe in a cab, each looking out ofa different vrindoK-* be convinced that they are perfectly harmle^* for they have been, married some months wleast. r- . y . li " Shall I have your hand ?-" -said an exquisiWj^ a belle, as the dance, was about to camnieß^ " With all my heart," was the, soft response, m Every rose has its thorn. ' We'-neVer'.helpedJp shawl the rose of the ballroom without being c^ rinced/by painful evidence, , that, »he; had • pf[' about her. ' . : ,' ,;'!:'' l..".fV.' ;!.'.' 3
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Southland Times, Volume I, Issue 25, 3 February 1863, Page 4
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174Page 4 Advertisements Column 7 Southland Times, Volume I, Issue 25, 3 February 1863, Page 4
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