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Southern Cross, Volume 2, Issue 39, 22 December 1894, Page 10

There’s Nothing 1 liike It! First Citizen : “ Have you heard Jabout the latest run ? ” Second Citizen : “No. Not another of those bank troubles, I hope ? First Citizen: “Oh, dear, no. I mean the run on Clempson’s Irish Moss. I don’t know what I should have done without it for my family lately—the coughing in the house was something terrible till we tried it. Now, a fellow can depend on getting a good night’s sleep. Second Citizen : “ Now you mention it, I see there is a notice in the papers about spurious imitations. Is that put in by Olempeon ?” First Citizen : “ Not at all. He doesn’t need to do that sort of thing. It’s very odd. but this ‘ spurious imitation ’ business didn t spring up till there was a demand for Clempson’s specific. Fancy a man, too, giving a testimonial for something he admits he is interested in.” So far my good friends the citizens. Now a few words on my own account. Allow me to state that I have on hand a large and varied stock of Herbal Remedies, warranted thoroughly efficacious in the ailments for which they haue been prepared. My specifics arc not like the Band Committee. These gentlemen don’t seem to know what to do with the prize money. My cures are not like that. They don’t fool around, but go straight to work, and give the enemy, be he gout, rheumatism, corns, or any other trouble, NO QUARTER. If you don’t believe this, read my testimonials, and be convinced. I could say much more, but prefer to let my Manufactures speak for themselves.

£ Clempson HERBALIST, Dee and Tay streets, Invercargill. JUST the thing for a summer Drink —One Bottle of Clempson’s Raspberry Yinegar or Pine Apple Extract (7s 6d per bottle) makes 16 pints of a delicions summer beverage. CORN'S. CORNS. CORNS. A Wonderful Discovery. It eclipses all the so-called cures. All round the world people crimping and limping as they walk. Oh, my corns. Why so ? Because all others have failed to cure. The New Discovery first kills the corn, then the thorn of the flesh is gone for ever if used according to directions. It stands pre-eminent over all liquid tinctures, which only give ease for a time. PRICE .. ... Is 6d. A SUMMER Beverage—New is the time to use Clempson’s Herb Beer Extract; it is selling well. Those who have used it, find it’s a genuine article. One shilling bottle makes five or six gallons of Refreshing Tonic Beverage. USE Clempson’s Worcestershire Sauce. One Analyst in Dunedin has proved it to be the purest Sauce. It imparts a healthy appetising relish to the weakest .stomachs ; large bottles reduced to 6d. HAVE you tasted Clempson’s Tomato Sauce? It is the finest flavoured Sauce on this side of the line. Large Bottle only Bd., Try it. CLEMPSON’S Sarsaparilla and Skin lotion has cured 93 of Skin Disease in Southland; its purifying strengthening tonic properties removes those tired fainting feelings. Thousands have given it highest praise. Price, large bottle, 3s. Tay and Dee streets, Invercargill. WANTED KNOWN Use Clempson’s Sticky Ely Papers. Catch them alive oh! Is proved to be the best for the pest Price, 4 for 6d. AN EMPHATIC TESTIMONIAL. As showing the efficacy of my preparation?, I may mention that I have received two letters, dated 10th and 13th December, from Mr Gnomes, of Stewart Island, in which he states that one bottle of my Indian Drops and one tin of Liver Tonic did him more good than he got from all other medicines, although the latter cost him £6. He adds :—“ I kave not been idle since, so that will let you know whether your medicine has done me any good «r not.”