DID YOU KNOW?

Shannon News, 29 September 1922, Page 3

DID YOU KNOW?

By, M. and Y

That it is as hard to collect £BOO when you have won it as it is to win it l'

That tennis is a goud method oi clear,ng the head?

That the Cricket Club has arranged a working bee to work at the Domain next Saturday?

That it is.awlully hard to win on an eight break. Sixpence I do I The proprietors of the Maoriland Theatre have arranged to have new scenery in the hall next week on the occasion oi a certain election address?

That it is hard to Hyde the Bunin the Burrows, but when the King Burns the car with the Toylor in it, the Butler who will Hook him out gets off Scott free, even though they Hunt for him. He is easily found, because he wears a Beard, once worked as a Carter, is quite Young, has a Brown suit; can run like a Bird, Butt cannot Spring over a Cherry. His Vife is a real Peach, and a good Walker, even though she is Greedy and Small, and has Gray hairs and is a good Gardiner. The child is a real Paton of its father, and they all live over the Hill in Maoriland. That if wfe. did not have some fun we would all go mad? That quite a big crowd waited outside a certain shop in Plimmer Terrace on Wednesday afternoon for a certain car that never arrived. “M. and Y.” wishes to enter his protest' against this false alarm. . That the Railway Department is considering the question of running a special train to -Shannon every Sunday to allow the unemployed a chance of getting some easy money? That it is always best to be able to ride a motor-hike and side-chair before attempting to teach someone else? V