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South Canterbury Times, Issue 2577, 24 June 1881, Page 2

The following if amusing, could not altogether be considered complimentary to some of the listeners. “In Cork,” said O’Connell, “ I remember the crier trying to disperse the crowd by exclaiming : “ All ye blackguards that isn’t lawyers, quit the court I” It is sometimes easier to give an order than to see it properly executed, as an Irish sergeant once discovered. “Attention, company,” said he in a stentorian voice, “ and ’tend to your rollcall. All of ye that are presint, say ‘ Here ;’ and all of ye that are not presint, say * Absent.’ ”

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