A pompous lawyer said to the keeper of an apple stand, “ Your business cares seem to wear upon you. You should go into something which is not so trying to the brain.” Oh, ’taint business,’ replied the apple seller, “ its lyin’ awake nights, tryin’ to decide whether to leave my fortune to an orphan asylum or to a home for played out old lawyers, ag ig killin, me f”
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South Canterbury Times, Issue 2495, 19 March 1881, Page 4
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69Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 South Canterbury Times, Issue 2495, 19 March 1881, Page 4
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